Yum Yum Boy of the Moment: Stephen Lynch

I've pretty much already told everyone I know that I have to move back to the States. I bought my tickets a few days ago and I've pretty much shipped all my things and packed up to leave, but my first plane doesn't take off until the 2nd of February... so... I'M BORED! My roommate, who wasn't supposed to leave until next week, left early, and while I was teaching my last English class, he gave away our TV, microwave, printer, and everything we have to friends. Now, of course, this makes things a little awkward for me since I can't print out my plane tickets, or microwave food, or watch the tele... so obviously, I can safely blame my boredom on my roommate.

So, basically, there's really nothing to do but search for random ways to try and abate my boredom, which has somewhat developed into this spiritual ennui that has taken over every aspect of my life. So far, the only way I've been coping is by looking through You Tube, XTube, and other sites alike (man can not live on porn alone, but I've tried).



I'm sure y'all are wondering what any of this has to do with comedic musician Stephen Lynch. Well, i was recently watching some comedy skits by Daniel Tosh (WHO IS SOOOOO FREAKING HOT, by the way) when I came across a few videos of another old favorite comedian/musician of mine: Stephen Lynch. Things should be much more clear by now. Normally, a Yum Yum Boy is naked, but this guy is hot in his own right. He's not only cute and funny, he can really sing and play the guitar. So here's a Yum Yum Boy tribute to my current obsession for the day.

Sorry boys, boys, more boys, and the one or two girls who read this blog, no nudity this time...

Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay



By the way, you may have to scroll down a few blogs to stop the On Fire! preview (which plays automatically) from playing at the same time as this video... well unless you want to hear gay porn and "If I Were Gay" at the same time... But whatever floats your boat.

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Moving Back to the USA

So, I recently found out that my German visa got rejected. Well, it's not technically rejected yet. Apparently, under the current requirements, I don't make enough money to get a visa. Ich bin ein English lehrer (I'm an English teacher)! Since I work on independent contracts as a free-lancer, and the government says I have to make a 1000 Euros more than I currently make, and I have to get these contracts in by the 8th of February, and because no one wants to hire someone who doesn't yet have a visa, I can't find enough contracts to make 1000 Euros more than I do now. And though I have enough money to support myself without having any job at all, they still won't even give me a non-working visa. WTF?!?

So, I'm moving back to the USA at the end of this month of January. My roommate also has to move back to the US since under these new conditions, he won't be able to renew his visa. So, I'll probably be in New York for the beginning to middle of February and then I'll be in Los Angeles until the summer, when I plan to move back to New York. This is technically both good and bad news. I was already planning to move to New York in a few months, but since the visa office only told me this new development with my visa this week, I basically have no time to prepare. So in regular gay tradition, I went shopping. I bought a new black cashmere coat!



So, here's a picture of me with all my stuff packed into three boxes (behind me) and a suitcase. I'm wearing my new cashmere coat (You likt it?)! Awww, the shelves where I house my many teapots (behind me) are empty... so sad.

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