When I was younger and growing up in buffer society in the suburbs of the Los Angeles area, there would always be guest speakers coming to my junior high and high school telling all us kids that we shouldn't drink, do drugs, have sex, or party too hearty. But when I ran into one of those guest speakers in the high school restroom one day, the guy gave me a few extra words of advice while I was watching him play with his dick: It may be wise not to drink, do drugs, have pre-marital sex, and all that good stuff, but if you do go down that path, make sure you do it in excess.
This past weekend in West Hollywood was the international escort awards , known famously as The Hookies. Now... what makes The Hookies so special? Well, in New Orleans, we have international parties like this and we call it Southern Decadence. In Berlin, we call it Hustlaball. But what makes The Hookies that much more special isn't the fact that it was the day after Anthony Cortez's [COCKBLOCK] party - though it definitely helped - but the fact that we actual give out giant, sparkly, super gay awards for all this debauchery.
This year, the MC for the event was Johnny McGovern who not only told us how he gave up a free seat on one of Rosie O'Donnell's famous lesbian-family cruises to come to MC for The Hookies, but he gave a charismatic speech as to how we should all be free to hook, to choose to sell ourselves for some good ol' cash, to choose to be raped in a threeway or get pissed on by ten muscular and hung black guys or whatever sinful/sexual act or fetish sex fun we want to get paid for. Well, along with the Gay Pimp, supporters of sex workers in the form of award presenters included Chi Chi LaRue, Bobby Trendy, Angel Benton, Jason Carter and many other local and international sex industry socialites and celebrities.
But of course, this was the kind of award show we liked - it was short! And after drinking our asses off at Rage, our venue for the night, we all hauled ass over to Bobby Trendy's store on La Cienega Blvd. and Melrose to drink even more from the open bar, listen to the hopping female Asian DJ, pull out some cocks, and hump each other on $20,000 beds, $18,000 sofas, and $1500 pillows (like Bobby's motto says: "Overpriced furniture and celebrities love it!"). At one point, even Rupaul came in and posed for photos with everyone (honestly, there were so many cameras that he barely got ten feet pass the door even though he wasn't wearing a wig or dress).
And now for the list of winners:
- Best Bottom: Jonathan Lowe
- Biggest Dick: Barrett Long
- Best Fetish Escort: Diesel Washington,
- Best Porn Star Escort: Arpad Miklos
- Most Versatile Escort: Tie between Chase Evans and Kyle Foxxx
- Sexiest Escort: Tristan Matthews
- Best Escort Agency: David Forest
- Best Escort Website: ClubDean.com
- Best Escort Ad: Two Boys in London
- Best Top: Luiz Prado
- Best BodyWorker: Mike (Los Angeles)
- Best Escort: LondonBoy Pete
There were so many good pictures to choose from that I decided to go the photobucket.com route. Hope this works for y'all. And on a side note... I realize now I should have shaved... hehe.
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