Wear Your Helmet: a Review of C1R’s and All World’s “Gridiron Gang Bang”

By the description given in the press release, you’d think that Vance Winter would get thrown down on a bench just to get fucked by a group of raunchy sweaty football players for an hour and a half, but strangely, that’s not really how this film took the whole “gridiron gang bang” theme. I wouldn’t really even consider most of it to be a gang bang film, not until the last third at least. In reality, it plays out more as an orgy film that progresses to the gang bang, which honestly is a pretty good way to go.

The movie begins with Vance Winter sitting on a bench between the open-faced shower area and the locker area. Winter watches Cam Adams, Spencer Whitman and Cameron Marshall shower while the rest of the guys are getting out of their pads and uniforms. Whitman notices Vance trying to sneak peaks through shy, downward glances, and Spencer starts to get himself hard under the running water before turning to face the towel boy. Vance just stands up, walks over, kneels down, fully clothed, under the streaming water and wet cock of Spencer and proceeds to slurp on that nine incher, uncut dick in his face. Immediately, the two Camerons notice and start to watch.

Josh Griffin is the first in the locker area to notice the action and taps Mitchell Rock on the back and points his gaze to the action before throwing a football at Dayton O’Connor to get his attention towards the action. Throughout all of this, not a single word is spoken, but the chain reaction has begun.

Not exactly the macho let’s-teach-the-queer-a-lesson kind of fantasy most queer guys (and some slutty cheerleaders) spend long nights dreaming about back in high school, but Chi Chi LaRue has been known to take the obvious and surprise you with a new vision and better version of the old classics. Instead of the abusive fantasy, the audience gets introduced to a more playful progression as compared to the usual gang bang films available on the market.

Vance Winter isn’t the only bottom in this film though. After a long “round robin” rimming scene, which takes place after the first set of cumshots where Rock and Adams both get rimmed by everyone on the team and the towel boy star himself, Rock actually bottoms first to Cameron Marshall. However, when the gang banging starts, Vance’s vocals is incomparable as compared to all the moans and groans of the others; no wonder why he is one of if not the very star of the film. Other possible stars of this film would definitely include Dayton O’Connor with the close-up shots of him spitting on his dick to lube it up as he slowly jacks off. It’s surprisingly mesmerizing the way each downward stroke makes his balls draw up against his shaft, before they release into a beautiful full sac on the upward stroke. Even better is the looks Vance and Dayton share when Vance leaves the three men in the shower to suckle Dayton’s cock. Still, it gets better when Dayton becomes the fourth man in the gang bang section of the film; it’s all in Vance’s face – you’ll have to purchase the movie to see what I mean. Of course, there has to be a mention of the two Camerons. Cameron Marshall and Cameron Adams deserve a special praise as they both deepthroated dicks alongside Vance throughout the film.

There is however, a new star made by this film and he has to get his own special mention and a new paragraph, and that is the aforementioned Spencer Whitman. This film has become Whitman’s debut into the industry, and as the only uncut one and truly hairy of the bunch, he’s made quite an impact. Though Johnny Hazard has a bit of hair between his pecs and we can all get a good luck at Cameron Marshall’s tasty, hairy hole when he fucks Rock, there’s no comparison for the sexy but manscaped fur all over Whitman’s chest and tummy leading all the way down to his beautiful uncut cock, which does get played with in the film, just in case anyone out there is a foreskin lover. More importantly, the man is hung like a mule and he can fuck. I doubt this was actually written in as dialogue, but when he does enter Vance Winter as the seventh guy in the row of men to fuck the towel boy, Vance does say, “Oh GAWD, you’re fucking huge. FUCK me!”

Now, I’m not sure if this was an oversight, but it seems that Dayton O’Connor doesn’t appear to cum during the second cum shot spectacle at the end. But that doesn’t stop the film from showing some amazing sprays in both cumshot scenes. I feel as if I have to actually mention this as this is a gang bang/orgy film, so here goes: if you’re a fan of big shooters, make sure to be impressed by Dayton O’Connor, Johnny Hazard, Jeremy Bilding, both Camerons, and of Course Spencer Whitman who, like Jeremy Bilding and Cameron Adams, seems to also be an impressive super shooter.

Some more notable things to look out for when watching the film:

- If you’re a fan of spit and drool, Vance Winter gives amazing blowjobs where he spits and drools on some of these cocks.
- Right before Vance Winter cums during the first round of cum shots, Vance suckles on Cameron Marshall’s cock head. And before Cameron shoots, Vance looks at the head completely transfixed.
- If you’re a fan of hot boys fucking muscular men, be sure to look out for the first fucking of the film where Cameron Marshall fucks muscle man Mitchell Rock.
- Jeremy Bilding fucks Vance Winter’s helmet through the holes of the face guard after he cums at the end, rubbing his wet dick flat across Vance Winter’s face.


Be forewarned, though: this is an almost no dialogue, no plot film. Besides, the aforementioned, seemingly non-scripted utterance of Vance’s, there’s really only two other real lines: Jeremy Bilding’s line when he enters in his coach’s outfit (“That’s what I like to see: team spirit!”), and Vance Winter’s line at the end (“Now I’m part of the team.”), which Vance delivers with a sheepish, well fucked grin on his face, there is no other real dialogue. Even the “suck that’s” and “fuck me’s” don’t come up until much later in the latter half of the film. But who cares about the dialogue. The film is one giant scene where the story is played out with looks, touches, sucks and fucks. It’s a story worth telling.