Hustlaball Berlin

It's about to be that time of the year for Hustlaball Berlin, and because of that, news about the upcomming event are comming in regularly. Here's the latest from the most recent Hustlaball Newsletter:


HustlaBall Berlin 2007 - September 20th

Peter Paige got a sudden confirmation for his screenplay he had been writing. Due to a strike of US screen writers it needs to be done immediately. That means he can not participate at this years Hustlaball Berlin. We have no doubt about this and do not want be in the way of his climbing up another step in his career. We wish him much success with it.


But what would Hustlaball be if we wouldn't have an adequate alternative?

One can't be mistaken to talk about 'alternative' when we announce Shequida as such.
This incredibly talented entertainer from New York City has agreed to be Master of Ceremonies on such short notice.

Born in Jamaica, voice educated at Julliard School of Music in New York with legendary opera singer Simon Estes, Shequida has much more to offer than a voice easily reaching between five octaves. In Germany many will remember the opera queen at many appearances but also as MC at the 2006 Teddy Awards, where she presented her enormous voice.

Convince yourself and see the world-renown Shequida, who will excite you at this years Hustlaball. The appearing porn stars with their live-shows will have to dress warm - or rather undress!

We are looking forward to see you...

Tom Weise (Producer) & Sascha Mueller-Bardone (HustlaBall Berlin)


Just as a separate personal note, I have to say that this excites me. Not only is Shequida an awesome performer from New York, but she is a very dear friend that I met a while back at Hustlaball Vegas. I've seen her perform many times, especially as a host and MC at a show in a little intimate bar known as Barracuda in New York, and that girl can sing. Well, I may be a bit skewed on my opinion when it comes to this one, but I actually had a chance to hear her perform an impromptu aria during one of her performances, and her voice blew the room away. As well, she's quite a comedian with a great sense of humor. If you plan on comming to Hustlaball, Shequida will not disappoint.

Blah...

I've obviously been absent from the blogging community for almost a month and I hate this. My life has become unfamiliar and difficult. I miss Los Angeles and New York, and I miss English...

Just to let you know, Nuremberg is a beutiful city, but it's boring as f*ck. This city has an extremely minute night life. Life seems to be composed of biergartens and beer. Since I don't really drink beer, my days are comprised of staying at home and watching pirated movies in English since I can't understand German television, shopping when it's not raining outside, cleaning after my filthy roommate (he was a frat boy friend of mine from my old university), and working on Mondays and Wednesdays. Besides the two hot students of mine from the class I teach on Monday (by the way, I'm an ESL teacher that currently is teaching two courses of English to business clients, in other words, these two hot students are hot, of age, and soooooo f*ckable).

Anyway, the Adult Entertainment Industry seems so far away from where I am. It's completely ridiculous, but I blame Verizon for this distance between me and all my friends. If they would have unlocked my original cell phone and worked on a global satelite network, I would still be able to stay in contact with all my old friends, but today, I was forced to buy a new cell phone, a basic one with no features that use pre-paid calling cards for service. Well, it seems I'm going to have to adapt or this part of me is going to have to die. So, though I don't get to gossip to much about the Adult Entertainment Industry anymore, I'm going to find some new persona, dabbling in a bit of Adult Entertainment news, and maybe just finding y'all some gosh darn good porn to watch, amateur or otherwise. Just as a starter, here's some awesome vids for you to watch today:

THE LATEST YUM YUM BOY:

These vids may be short, but this Idaho boy is still cute as hell. I wouldn't mind feasting on his meat and potatoes. Hm... one of my students looks like him...

Bier...

For some random reason, Germany looooves its bier (beer/German version of water... YAY)! So I'm devoting this entire post to beer related things in Germany. Basically this is my way of making you all stare at my own personal slideshow of pictures. So, get some popcorn ready and click on the pics to enlarge them.

So...I went to a Biergarten in the countryside not far from Nuremberg last Thursday. Apparently I was in the region of Franconia. I had German soda... as you can see in the following picture:



And during the weekend, I was at a carnival next to that giant structure where all those Hitler Propaganda films were filmed... you know, the one where he's speaking to a massive crowd in a giant open arena/stadium. Anyway, at the carnival, there were Carnies, empty rides, and Beer Halls. There was even a beer tent the size of a concert hall:



In the center, there were enough long tables and benches to fit 500 people beneath the many chandeliers; on one side, there was a stage with a band with kiosques selling beer flanking it; and, on both the long sides of the tent, they were selling beer:



And lastly, between the two entrances, there was a bar selling beer, and an entire cow being roasted on a spit. Yeah... ummm... an entire cow! (For the protection of the food industry guys in the picture from such groups as PITA, I have sadly blocked out the face of the cute guy on the left... and some random guy on the right)



Well, that's it for all the pictures. But I do have one last surprise, if you will:



I'm sorry... I seriously just can't stop laughging my ass off. Don't'cha love Deutschland?!



This has got to be what happens when good carbs go bad.

Nuremberg, Baby!

I'm sure you've all been forgetting about me... especially since I haven't posted a blog in a while, but there's actually quite a good reason for why I've been missing. I've been travelling.... AGAIN! Right now, I've settled down in the city I will actually be living in for quite a while: Nuremberg (Nürnberg), a city in the Bavarian province of Germnay (Deutschland) famous for its wooden toys, some pastries called Lebkuchen, an actual "berg" (castle), and some other stuff like domes on old buildings that pop out of the skyline looking like female nipples... seriously. I guess the city is famous for other things like the Nuremberg Trials and the Nuremberg Chronicles... and all that Nazi background and stuff, but seriously... the dome on the main train station here looks like a gangrenous female nipple.


Do you see it? Do you see it?

So... apparently, I'm not the first person to point that out. Anyway, here's how my flights to Germany went. I first flew out of JFK to Liverpool, which was fine. While in Liverpool, I checked in for my flight to Berlin... which sucked. The ticket didn't have a gate number, and they made me stuff my second carry-on into my first, which didn't fit and was busting out at the seams like a crazy bursting banana that's about to spackel the inside of a microwave, before going through security, and I was pretty much lost for half an hour. Here's what happened when I asked some random lady for help:

Me: Um... my ticket doesn't seem to have a gate number. Do you know where I can find out where I'm supposed to go?

Evil Lady: (with a british accent)Oh, dear. I'm sorry, but I don't speak a bit of English... Why don't you ask that queer looking old lady with the blue bonnet waving her cane around at people when they approach her. She seems like a nice old American.


Well, I reached my flight safely after using a fake British accent while asking some other couple where I'm supposed to go (which they then proceeded to ignore me when they noticed I had an American passport), and I got to Berlin in about two hours only to find myself waiting at the baggage claim carousel next to that Evil Lady who supposedly didn't speak any English. Oh well, who cares? I'm in EUROPE! YAY!!!

A Special Congrats

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