Enchantment: The New Years Eve Party @ Here Lounge

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So, if you've been looking for me over the past few days, then you would probably have found me at either Here Lounge, Factory, or Tigerheat. I really only came back for my five year high school reunion which was this recent Thursday (by the way, who the hell has a five year high school reunion), but everytime I'm in LA, I somehow go into party mode and never leave West Hollywood... even to sleep (hint, hint).

Well, it's no secret that some of the best events in all of Hollywood are held by Jonathan Chang (for example, Jonathan Chang's Popular Thursdays, which I've been at every week for the past three weeks). Well, Jonathan Change, Paul Nicholls,, and a few others are hosting the IT party of the season tommorrow: Enchantment @ Here Lounge.

I've already been made to promise by Blake Riley and a few other Adult Entertainment Industry stars and execs to come to the event, and I'm bringing a lot of $1's and $5's to put down Blake's underpants as he dances. Y'all better do the same.

Sebastian Young Is On Fire!

Last night, Wednesday the 19th, I met up with many of my friends for the first time in four months in Here Lounge. I didn't learn until last night that Chi Chi LaRue no longer was a part of the Dirty Deeds! parties at FUBar. For a while, I wasn't exactly sure what I was going to be doing. I texted everyone from Trevor Knight to Christian Owen, but of course, they were all on shoot. Eventually, though, I found out about Jason Sechrest's Porn Star of the Week party during Here Lounge's Garage party. I was sad to find out that I missed last weeks party since my good frien Blake Riley was headlining, but my tongue dropped as soon as I met last night's headliner Sebastian Young from the recent hit movie On Fire!

I can't believe I didn't bring a damned camera. Last night, not only was I photoed with Sebastian Young all over the bar, but our tongues were intertwined in a few of those - by the way, his tongue is just as long as mine, which is something to be very proud of. While on stage, Jason Sechrest also passed out copies of On Fire! to the crowd. Not only did I get a copy, but Sebastian signed it for me after taking of the plastic encasing off with his teeth. I have to say that Sebastian has such an ornate signature.

Besides, meeting Sebastian, and seeing old friends like Trevor Knight, Ross Cannon, and Blake Riley (by the way, Blake will be dancing at here Lounge on New Years), Brandon Baker, the golden haired boi Angel Benton (vote for him on the WeHo XXX Awards), and many, many others, I finally met a few other notable names in the Adult Entertainment Industry. I spent most of the night after 1 AM talking about Germany and jet lag with Cort Donovan and Jack Ryan who were both visiting LA. We also had a few conversations about some notbale toys which won't be available until after the holidays, like Blake Riley's butt and dildo toy in one (now he can be the Lucky Pierre in all your threeways).

If you want to party tonight, I will be meeting up with a few others at MJs in Silverlake where Sebastian Young will be headlining at Jason Sechrest's Porn Star Alley.

Another First: The GBU Golden Showers Party in New York

I’m finally in Los Angeles. I actually got in yesterday night. Actually, I’m not having that great of a time right now. It’s not that I don’t like Los Angeles; it’s just that I’m recovering from a cold that I caught while I was staying in my family’s New York apartment – I officially hate our neighbors now. The cold sort of stunted my trip. I never expected to be so disappointed by a visit to my favorite city, but rubbing my nose raw with a tissue just sucked. It did start off very promising, though. The first three days of my trip to New York was awesome.

For the first time in a very long time, I was able to cross off another thing on my “to do” list. I had my first orgy. Now, I’ve had threesomes, and fourgies, but none of those can really be called a full blown orgy. I don’t know how most people define the word “orgy,” but for me, an orgy always has more than nine people. A fourgy may sound like an orgy, but it isn’t. It’s just a threesome plus one. Now, the first orgy that I’ve ever had that I’m referring to was at the GBU party. It was difficult to get to, mainly because I’m currently a resident of a European country. But, overall, I’m glad I flew for half a day straight just to get to New York City.

Beyond that, the R train that I was supposed to take to get to the GBU party in Brooklyn wasn’t working properly. I took a different train instead that made the same subway stops. I arrived right around midnight, and the party had already been in full blast for hours. I was escorted downstairs and immediately directed into the back with a new GBU jersey, given to me by the incomparable and sexy stud Chris Hawke himself. Walking to the back, I saw at least sixty guys, all young, horny, fit, and glistening with mixtures of sex-sweat and piss. It’s strange that while walking through the corridors behind the DJ booth and bar, it didn’t smell of raunch or degradation like a sex pit normally would. It smelled of… well the best word I could think of is “youth”; the place had this distinct scent, as if everyone and everything around was emitting only high levels of pheromones and nothing else.

I’ve been in sex pits before. An old friend of mine actually used to work in a bathhouse in New Orleans. A group of us used to get a room and smoke weed and munch on chips all night long and joke constantly about how gross the bath house was, and each time, we would try and convince at least one of us to go out the cabin door and do something naughty – no one ever did. Even then, constant odors of stale lube and random unflattering sex odors would waft into our room even though our door was kept permanently closed until our friend would get off work. Strangely, I remember those odors to have a distinct similarity to college frat parties I went to before I graduated from college. The GBU frat house was completely different. It was odor free except for that one heavenly scent and the desire to mingle wasn’t bogged down by any dank atmosphere – it was dark down there, but surprisingly not dank.

After navigating through the corridor of moaning walls and glory holes, the back was where the larger part of the party was taking place. After a few minutes of watching, a tub that had three boys in it being drenched in piss was being cleared and Chris and I entered into the tub. A friend of Chris was the first to actually christen both our fresh new GBU jerseys. It started with that one guy aiming his dick from one to the other, then a second would follow, and a third, until at one point, there were five new guys spreading their lust-filled spatterings all over us.

At some point, while taking a breather after fooling around in the middle of twenty guys in the play area (I believe there were about 75 people there that night overall), I met a cute couple by the bar while munching on the complimentary bowls of popcorn (like people always say, the best things in life are free... especially food when you have an oral fixation like me); two dancers in their twenties who had only been dating for a few months when they found out that they both shared the same fetish. As a couple, it was their first trip to the GBU party together. They had each been to GBU parties in the past, but they didn’t always go to every one. So when they did attend a function, it was always the one that the other missed. So, for months, they had been missing out on each other until they finally met at a bar in Midtown East. They started dating in an open relationship, but they both struggled for a way to ask the other to explore this particular fetish that they didn’t realize they both shared. They were mutually amazed when they found out each was trying to ask the other to go to a GBU party. I really thought this kind of stuff was made for all those chick flick enthusiasts, but honestly, I was dumbfounded that shit like that happened. I believe the word for this is serendipity.

Now, don’t you wish you could go to the next GBU party? It's on the 9th of February…

If you want to get added to the guest list for the next party (Chris hosts them every few months), then e-mail Chris Hawke at ChrisHawkeGBU@aol.com for more info. Here's a piss vid for all of you who missed out but wished you could have made it to this last one. The video is from Golden Boys USA , who hosted the GBU College Watersports Party in New York City:

By the way, this video also happens to be one of the most watched videos on X Tube. And I stayed in that apartment for the night after the party. Gotta love NYC.

GBU College Watersports Party

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Some Belated Pictures from Hustlaball

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Back from a long absence...

Dear All:

I know it's a cliche to write an Editor's Letter, but I'm going to attempt one as this is a new starting point. So, as this is the opening to pretty much a new issue (and I use the magazine term "issue" loosely to represent a new stage of my life), I think I deserve to write a Editor's Letter. Don't you agree? Don't answer that question.

If you haven't noticed the fact that I've been missing, then you were probably either a coma victim, or you've been away yourself (hopefully the latter applies if either apply at all). However, majority of my readers out there are aware that I really haven't posted anything since my birthday on the 28th of September (and I'm still pretending that I'm in my teens; I do have very good stamina when it comes to lying to myself).

To tell you the truth, the reason why I've been AWOL for so long is because Nuremberg is really fucking boring. There... I said it. I made a TERRIBLE MISTAKE by choosing to move here. It's not that Germany sucks (actually, most of Germany is awesome), or that Nuremberg sucks (though it kind of does), but where I've chosen to live kind of separated me from the rest of the world outside the city limits. I'm a porn blogger, and I'm living in a city where practically no one watches, discusses, or "acts" in porn. How fucking stupid is that?!

Berlin would have been a better choice, but ever since I pretty much spent a giant chunk of my money (mostly lost through the crappy US$ to EUR conversion rate) trying to survive in Nuremberg, I can't move to Berlin now. It's too late. Too bad, too, cause Berlin is the home of crazy/freaky clubs like the Kit Kat Club (where Hustlaball Berlin was held, and I did go), great restuarants (like Reinhardts which has the most amazing roast duck served in a German/French fusion styled orange glaze sauce), and other great "ass"-ets like Cazzo Films (and if you guys at Cazzo are reading this: Awesome fucking movies, dudes! Can I get a few for "free"-ish?).

Now that all that crap has been cleared off my lightly hairy chest, I have a bunch of news to tell everyone:

1. Duh... I've returned!
2. I wasn't coke-ing up somewhere.
3. I'm moving back to Los Angeles in a few months.

Yup, that's right. I'm moving back to the USA in a few months. One of the reasons why is because I've really exhausted all my saved funds, and since my visa is a non-working visa, I don't have an expendable income - I don't have an income at all. I was supposed to have a working visa, but the government keeps sending me papers and forms to fill out every two weeks in the mail and refuses to give me a working visa until I commit suicide because the government apparently doesn't like to make things easy for foreigners. The other reason why I'm moving back is because Nuremberg is really too small of a city for me. It's sort of like New Orleans: it's a big city atmosphere in a quaint little town, ergo the term town-city. Though I like Nuremberg for it's atmosphere, too much of a good thing is still too much. I miss Los Angeles, and I miss New York. I even fucking miss New Orleans (even though that was a small city, it was still a really fucking raunchy place to be during the fall to spring seasons).

So, this Thursday (December 6th), I'm going to be visiting some family in Manhattan, and in a few weeks (December 18th), I will be back in Los Angeles for the holidays - look for me in West Hollywood if you're in the neighborhood. I will be returning to Nuremberg on the 9th of January but only for a short period (maybe 1 - 2.5 months or so) to finish up some business and start the moving process all over again. I expect that I will again be a resident of California no later than March. Until then, I will have a lot to report on, whether it's porn star interviews, Yum-Yum Boys, or some adult entertainment news.

I hope all of you readers out there didn't disappear, cause I'm really going to need to hear your comments and suggestions like always, so that you can all stay fucking entertained.


Suck me off,
Kyler Coy

It's my birthday, I'll cum if I want to!

It's that time of the year... it's my birthday tommorrow (Friday, September 28th). Of course, I'm not advertising how old I am turning tommorrow, but let's just say it's my 21st birthday for the thrid time. I know, I know... I'm really young, but I've been said to be wise beyond my years. Well, maybe no one says that.

Anyway, in China, tommorrow also happens to be Teacher's Day, from what i understand. As I am a teacher, I should be happy abut this, but I'm in Germany. However, the reason why it's supposed to be Teacher's Day tommorrow is because Confucius was born on September 28th. If I have to live up to that name, I'm basically screwed. Good thing I'm in Germany instead of China.

So, let's talk about birthday gifts. There's basically only one thing I currently want, and it's this:

http://www.monstercocktube.com/videodetails.php?key=f1fa7b58700eeb27bc42

I wish I could just embed the video in the blog message, but apparently I can't. Either way, trust me when I tell you to CLICK ON THIS LINK!

Hustlaball Berlin

It's about to be that time of the year for Hustlaball Berlin, and because of that, news about the upcomming event are comming in regularly. Here's the latest from the most recent Hustlaball Newsletter:


HustlaBall Berlin 2007 - September 20th

Peter Paige got a sudden confirmation for his screenplay he had been writing. Due to a strike of US screen writers it needs to be done immediately. That means he can not participate at this years Hustlaball Berlin. We have no doubt about this and do not want be in the way of his climbing up another step in his career. We wish him much success with it.


But what would Hustlaball be if we wouldn't have an adequate alternative?

One can't be mistaken to talk about 'alternative' when we announce Shequida as such.
This incredibly talented entertainer from New York City has agreed to be Master of Ceremonies on such short notice.

Born in Jamaica, voice educated at Julliard School of Music in New York with legendary opera singer Simon Estes, Shequida has much more to offer than a voice easily reaching between five octaves. In Germany many will remember the opera queen at many appearances but also as MC at the 2006 Teddy Awards, where she presented her enormous voice.

Convince yourself and see the world-renown Shequida, who will excite you at this years Hustlaball. The appearing porn stars with their live-shows will have to dress warm - or rather undress!

We are looking forward to see you...

Tom Weise (Producer) & Sascha Mueller-Bardone (HustlaBall Berlin)


Just as a separate personal note, I have to say that this excites me. Not only is Shequida an awesome performer from New York, but she is a very dear friend that I met a while back at Hustlaball Vegas. I've seen her perform many times, especially as a host and MC at a show in a little intimate bar known as Barracuda in New York, and that girl can sing. Well, I may be a bit skewed on my opinion when it comes to this one, but I actually had a chance to hear her perform an impromptu aria during one of her performances, and her voice blew the room away. As well, she's quite a comedian with a great sense of humor. If you plan on comming to Hustlaball, Shequida will not disappoint.

Blah...

I've obviously been absent from the blogging community for almost a month and I hate this. My life has become unfamiliar and difficult. I miss Los Angeles and New York, and I miss English...

Just to let you know, Nuremberg is a beutiful city, but it's boring as f*ck. This city has an extremely minute night life. Life seems to be composed of biergartens and beer. Since I don't really drink beer, my days are comprised of staying at home and watching pirated movies in English since I can't understand German television, shopping when it's not raining outside, cleaning after my filthy roommate (he was a frat boy friend of mine from my old university), and working on Mondays and Wednesdays. Besides the two hot students of mine from the class I teach on Monday (by the way, I'm an ESL teacher that currently is teaching two courses of English to business clients, in other words, these two hot students are hot, of age, and soooooo f*ckable).

Anyway, the Adult Entertainment Industry seems so far away from where I am. It's completely ridiculous, but I blame Verizon for this distance between me and all my friends. If they would have unlocked my original cell phone and worked on a global satelite network, I would still be able to stay in contact with all my old friends, but today, I was forced to buy a new cell phone, a basic one with no features that use pre-paid calling cards for service. Well, it seems I'm going to have to adapt or this part of me is going to have to die. So, though I don't get to gossip to much about the Adult Entertainment Industry anymore, I'm going to find some new persona, dabbling in a bit of Adult Entertainment news, and maybe just finding y'all some gosh darn good porn to watch, amateur or otherwise. Just as a starter, here's some awesome vids for you to watch today:

THE LATEST YUM YUM BOY:

These vids may be short, but this Idaho boy is still cute as hell. I wouldn't mind feasting on his meat and potatoes. Hm... one of my students looks like him...

Bier...

For some random reason, Germany looooves its bier (beer/German version of water... YAY)! So I'm devoting this entire post to beer related things in Germany. Basically this is my way of making you all stare at my own personal slideshow of pictures. So, get some popcorn ready and click on the pics to enlarge them.

So...I went to a Biergarten in the countryside not far from Nuremberg last Thursday. Apparently I was in the region of Franconia. I had German soda... as you can see in the following picture:



And during the weekend, I was at a carnival next to that giant structure where all those Hitler Propaganda films were filmed... you know, the one where he's speaking to a massive crowd in a giant open arena/stadium. Anyway, at the carnival, there were Carnies, empty rides, and Beer Halls. There was even a beer tent the size of a concert hall:



In the center, there were enough long tables and benches to fit 500 people beneath the many chandeliers; on one side, there was a stage with a band with kiosques selling beer flanking it; and, on both the long sides of the tent, they were selling beer:



And lastly, between the two entrances, there was a bar selling beer, and an entire cow being roasted on a spit. Yeah... ummm... an entire cow! (For the protection of the food industry guys in the picture from such groups as PITA, I have sadly blocked out the face of the cute guy on the left... and some random guy on the right)



Well, that's it for all the pictures. But I do have one last surprise, if you will:



I'm sorry... I seriously just can't stop laughging my ass off. Don't'cha love Deutschland?!



This has got to be what happens when good carbs go bad.

Nuremberg, Baby!

I'm sure you've all been forgetting about me... especially since I haven't posted a blog in a while, but there's actually quite a good reason for why I've been missing. I've been travelling.... AGAIN! Right now, I've settled down in the city I will actually be living in for quite a while: Nuremberg (Nürnberg), a city in the Bavarian province of Germnay (Deutschland) famous for its wooden toys, some pastries called Lebkuchen, an actual "berg" (castle), and some other stuff like domes on old buildings that pop out of the skyline looking like female nipples... seriously. I guess the city is famous for other things like the Nuremberg Trials and the Nuremberg Chronicles... and all that Nazi background and stuff, but seriously... the dome on the main train station here looks like a gangrenous female nipple.


Do you see it? Do you see it?

So... apparently, I'm not the first person to point that out. Anyway, here's how my flights to Germany went. I first flew out of JFK to Liverpool, which was fine. While in Liverpool, I checked in for my flight to Berlin... which sucked. The ticket didn't have a gate number, and they made me stuff my second carry-on into my first, which didn't fit and was busting out at the seams like a crazy bursting banana that's about to spackel the inside of a microwave, before going through security, and I was pretty much lost for half an hour. Here's what happened when I asked some random lady for help:

Me: Um... my ticket doesn't seem to have a gate number. Do you know where I can find out where I'm supposed to go?

Evil Lady: (with a british accent)Oh, dear. I'm sorry, but I don't speak a bit of English... Why don't you ask that queer looking old lady with the blue bonnet waving her cane around at people when they approach her. She seems like a nice old American.


Well, I reached my flight safely after using a fake British accent while asking some other couple where I'm supposed to go (which they then proceeded to ignore me when they noticed I had an American passport), and I got to Berlin in about two hours only to find myself waiting at the baggage claim carousel next to that Evil Lady who supposedly didn't speak any English. Oh well, who cares? I'm in EUROPE! YAY!!!

A Special Congrats

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Post-Surgery Recovery

My surgery went well. I had one of the best surgical doctors in the area, so it was no surprise that the the surgery took a third of the original estimated time, which is great, espeicially since it meant I had less side effects from the full anesthesia. I actually wasn't nauseous and I didn't feel like I had a hangover afterwards... well, my bitch level was nonexistent for the first few hours after the surgery. I still can't believe how nice I was after I woke up. I even hugged a nurse after I was released from the hospital. I'm not exactly sure if being pleasant was good for me... everyone else seemed to love it though.

Anyway, the incisions will be healing for a few days, so I can't spend that much time blogging. I will actually be fully healed in two to three weeks, but I'll be in working condition probably after a week or so. I still wanted to say something to everyone who sent me well wishes during this awkward time in my life: Thank you; I really do appreciate you all. Damn, there was that pleasant attitude coming back. Oh well.

And to Lex Sabre: if you serenade me over the phone one more time within the next week, I will have to hurt you, especially since you won't smuggle me cigarettes.

Sorry I haven't been around lately...

I know I've been absent for about a month and I apologize. It's not that I didn't want to post, it's because I couldn't. Allow me to explain:

After returning back to Los Angeles, I had only a few days to stay and catch up with friends before my parents sent me on a trip to Shanghai to visit my brother. The trip was awesome, and I had the chance to explore all the hotspots of the city and all the great bargain hunting in random neighborhoods known for ripping people off for false antiques. I actually acquired a lot of great things due to my superior bargaining skills (one of the random things I bought from an antique store is pictured to the right... how perverted were my people back then?). It seems people there were afraid of bargaining with me because they thought I was Japanese... which I'm not. I'm not exactly sure, but I think being Japanese in China means something. I'm not sure, but it was an interesting thing to deal with. Either way, I couldn't, for some reason, access my blog while in China. It probably had something to do with my brother's internet connection, so the situation was out of my control.

Anyway, After I came back to LA, I had to go to a lot of doctors to deal with some injuries that developed before my trip; they became more serious with the strenuous traveling. I don't have a disease or virus, and I know this because I've had my complete bloodwork done in the last few days as per my mother's request, since my father has been diagnosed with diabetes like my mother... Needles are painful, by the way; at least I know that I'm completely clean... no hepatitis, no HIV, no TB, no meningitis, no syphilis, etc. What I have are a few physical injuries that need to be dealt with, so I'm headed to the hospital for surgery later today. It was only confirmed yesterday and I really didn't want to blog about any of this unless I definitely needed surgery. So, now I'm dying of thirst and hunger since I'm not allowed to eat or drink water before surgery... and I really just want a percocet. After I come back, I'll probably be hocked up on painkillers and drugs, but I'll catch you guys up on my trip to Shanghai and all the stuff I did before that.

This Weeks events!

Two of my good friends, Adult Film Star Christian Owen and Jonathan Chang West Hollywood Socialite, both just sent me some information about two events this week in Hollywood. Hopefully you'll go see him at these events:


Tonight, June 19th

Paul Nicholls presents TEMPTATIONS TUESDAYS tonight at Eleven, the restuarant and nightclub. Come see DJ Chi Chi LaRue and her boys in bed, including the gorgeous hunky Christian Owen.
Click the flier to enlarge and find the address.




Wednesday, June 20th

Mickys presents HOT ROD with special Adult Entertainer guests : Tommy Blade, Christian Owen, Nikko and Marcus Patrics.
Come see Christian Owen nice and wet taking a shower for you all.

Yum Yum Boy: Chad Leigh

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Site of the Moment: The Ashton Cruz Zoo

This man is quite an amazing person. Not only does he have the sexual apetite of five teenage boys, he's quite the Renaiasance man in the world of entertainment. Originally from San Juan, Puerto Rico, Ashton Cruz / PJ Bradley is more than just an Adult Entertainer/Producer, he's become a New York icon. Among many other things, he's been featured on the Discovery Chanel's Animal Icons, The Gastineau Girls, and Fox News. His nude body has been immortalized in books , in the form of a Wim Griffith bronze statue, and even in sketches for Spanish fashion designer Morgan Isaac. Generally speaking, it's really not that hard to imagine. He is one hot, charming man. He's even brought that charm to his fans through his blog The Ashton Cruz Zoo. Don't miss this site as he regularly scours the World Wide Web for pornographic filth just for you. Whether it's an elusive picture of a Hollywood celebrity showing off his or her bits and pieces to the world, a collage of Brad Patton photos, or a group of video clips all featuring interacial sex, if it's entertaining and it's out there, he'll find it. Visit this sex-crazed nyphomaniac's website on a regular basis and see what new erotic gift he'll find for you next.

Please click the following link: The Ashton Cruz Zoo

Yum Yum Boy: Blair Mason

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Rentboy's Fort Lauderdale Pool Party

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It's Here!

Here! has become synonymous with sexual dramas, bad scripts, and porno-esque styled scenes, as many of you may well-remember from the gay soap opera “Dante’s Cove.” Of course, this network has not only attracted a great following in the GLBT community, but it has kept its following with hunky actors and constant guest stars from the adult industry (i.e. Damon Phoenix, Christian Owen).

Now, there’s a new show on Here! called “The Lair.” It’s a new vampire drama with episodes in 30 minute increments with many of the same elements that made “Dante’s Cove” such a popular queer soap opera: hunky gay men, excessive nudity and eroticism, full frontal male nudity, gay drama, sexy clothes, and adult industry guest star.

If you look closely throughout the first episode of this gothic drama, you may just see Christian Owen going in to kiss someone, or you may just see Damon Phoenix pole dancing in leather straps and thongs. They even appear in future episodes. But if you’re not really paying that much attention, you might still recognize a few faces. Does the name Dylan Vox remind you of anyone? If not, does the name Brad Benton conjure any memories? Yup, Dylan Vox (a.k.a. Brad Benton, winner of multiple GayVN Awards), who had a role in “Dante’s Cove,” now has a leading role as a sexy, villainous vampire (do they come in any other form… excluding that one guy in “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer”). More importantly, he’s not alone. The first victim in the premiere episode is the sexy and tall amateur star Michael Von Steele. Not only is this a sexy adult model who can dance while towering over people with his gigantic stature he can act. Trust me when I say Michael is more than sexy. I’ve seen him head-lining at Dirty Deeds! on several wondrous occasions, and I’ve felt him hump me while roaming around the bar. Even with my 6 ft. 1 in. height, he still towers over me. Anyway, though he’s killed off within the first five minutes of the first episode, he returns in the end of the second episode as a hot resurrected corpse… a sexy new vampire.

Other stars you may recognize include adult film star and talented singer/performer Colton Ford. Honestly I never knew he could act, but it was obvious from such documentaries such as Naked Fame that he was more than just a hot guy. You can even check out some of his music at www.myspace.com/coltonfordmsuic. In the show, Colton’s character is what my neighbor calls “a pig.” Wait… not that type of pig; he wears a uniform. He plays a cop, and a sexy one at that.

If you don’t watch for the sightings of sexy adult stars (and there are many I haven’t even listed), then watch for the hot guys who just happen to be naked for no real purpose pertaining to the plot, like leading actor David Moretti who happens to be shown showering; not to get clean, though, but to look sexy, all for your benefits. I know I’ll be watching, how about you?
To learn more about “The Lair,” please visit Here!’s website (www.heretv.com) or friend them on MySpace (www.myspace.com/thelairseries).

A Little Fun With Paris

Most people know I love the Hilton family, but out of the Hilton sisters, I do love Nicky more. Even a few of my friends used to call me the lost Hilton sister due to my love of shopping... and the embarassing fact that I didn't know what Target was until someone explained it to me last year. I even paid a massive sum of money a few years ago to be blonde (a realistic blond that costs me an initial $350) for about a year and a half, but that wasn't because of the Hiltons; I honestly thought it would be cute.

Anyway, since Paris is embracing this whole jail thing in strides, I thought you guys might enjoy this little game I found. Just click the following link and follow the instructions.

http://www.gsn.com/minigames/minigame.php?id=20

Superstar of the Week: DJ Chi Chi LaRue

Long ago, in the glitter covered City of Los Angeles, DJ Chi Chi LaRue and Michael Schmidt started a very well known weekly party called Dirty Deeds! at FUBAR. It quickly became an industry standard event where adult stars from all around the country come to party and smooze with their fans and other industry stars. Today, however, is a very special day for this event. It is the One Year Anniversary, so if you're in Los Angeles, you better make your way down to FUBAR on Santa Monica Blvd. It's bound to be a magical night... and who knows?! You may just find a new addiction for your Wednesday nights. By the way, here's a little known fact: FUBAR is an acronym for "Fucked up beyond all recognition." Keep that in mind while you watch the hot men of Colt perform amidst the glistening go-go boys.



And if you can't make it to this Wednesday night party, Superstar DJ Chi Chi LaRue will be DJ-ing for Popular, the Saturday night party at Here Lounge in West Hollywood on June 2nd. If you're familiar with past blogs, you'll know that Jonathan Chang, West Hollywood Socialite Extroardinaire, is alwys there, sometimes walking around talking to patrons and other times in his cozy private cabana, also known as the Porn Cabana, where famous stars and socialites like myself usually are seen when in Los Angeles on a Saturday night. Though I won't be there this weekend, don't miss out on this hot night with over-capacity crowds and rocking bartenders and servers. Besdies, can't you just imagine the kind of eye-candy that will be there to hear DJ Chi Chi LaRue make her debut at Popular?

For more information about the venues, please visit these links:
www.fubarla.com
www.herelounge.com

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