Back from a long absence...

Dear All:

I know it's a cliche to write an Editor's Letter, but I'm going to attempt one as this is a new starting point. So, as this is the opening to pretty much a new issue (and I use the magazine term "issue" loosely to represent a new stage of my life), I think I deserve to write a Editor's Letter. Don't you agree? Don't answer that question.

If you haven't noticed the fact that I've been missing, then you were probably either a coma victim, or you've been away yourself (hopefully the latter applies if either apply at all). However, majority of my readers out there are aware that I really haven't posted anything since my birthday on the 28th of September (and I'm still pretending that I'm in my teens; I do have very good stamina when it comes to lying to myself).

To tell you the truth, the reason why I've been AWOL for so long is because Nuremberg is really fucking boring. There... I said it. I made a TERRIBLE MISTAKE by choosing to move here. It's not that Germany sucks (actually, most of Germany is awesome), or that Nuremberg sucks (though it kind of does), but where I've chosen to live kind of separated me from the rest of the world outside the city limits. I'm a porn blogger, and I'm living in a city where practically no one watches, discusses, or "acts" in porn. How fucking stupid is that?!

Berlin would have been a better choice, but ever since I pretty much spent a giant chunk of my money (mostly lost through the crappy US$ to EUR conversion rate) trying to survive in Nuremberg, I can't move to Berlin now. It's too late. Too bad, too, cause Berlin is the home of crazy/freaky clubs like the Kit Kat Club (where Hustlaball Berlin was held, and I did go), great restuarants (like Reinhardts which has the most amazing roast duck served in a German/French fusion styled orange glaze sauce), and other great "ass"-ets like Cazzo Films (and if you guys at Cazzo are reading this: Awesome fucking movies, dudes! Can I get a few for "free"-ish?).

Now that all that crap has been cleared off my lightly hairy chest, I have a bunch of news to tell everyone:

1. Duh... I've returned!
2. I wasn't coke-ing up somewhere.
3. I'm moving back to Los Angeles in a few months.

Yup, that's right. I'm moving back to the USA in a few months. One of the reasons why is because I've really exhausted all my saved funds, and since my visa is a non-working visa, I don't have an expendable income - I don't have an income at all. I was supposed to have a working visa, but the government keeps sending me papers and forms to fill out every two weeks in the mail and refuses to give me a working visa until I commit suicide because the government apparently doesn't like to make things easy for foreigners. The other reason why I'm moving back is because Nuremberg is really too small of a city for me. It's sort of like New Orleans: it's a big city atmosphere in a quaint little town, ergo the term town-city. Though I like Nuremberg for it's atmosphere, too much of a good thing is still too much. I miss Los Angeles, and I miss New York. I even fucking miss New Orleans (even though that was a small city, it was still a really fucking raunchy place to be during the fall to spring seasons).

So, this Thursday (December 6th), I'm going to be visiting some family in Manhattan, and in a few weeks (December 18th), I will be back in Los Angeles for the holidays - look for me in West Hollywood if you're in the neighborhood. I will be returning to Nuremberg on the 9th of January but only for a short period (maybe 1 - 2.5 months or so) to finish up some business and start the moving process all over again. I expect that I will again be a resident of California no later than March. Until then, I will have a lot to report on, whether it's porn star interviews, Yum-Yum Boys, or some adult entertainment news.

I hope all of you readers out there didn't disappear, cause I'm really going to need to hear your comments and suggestions like always, so that you can all stay fucking entertained.


Suck me off,
Kyler Coy