Exclusive Interview: Jeremy Hall

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Manly Heat: Quenched

Most adult entertainment aficionados out there would tell you that its really important to watch a series in in its proper succession. When the movie is as good as Manly Heat: Quenched, I would definitely agree.

I’m sure many out there have heard about this new two-part epic called Manly Heat. If not, it’s worth checking out either for the plethora of sexy masculine muscular men, the hot sex, or even just the great production value. In this film, I’ve seen some of the most beautiful footage ever shot in almost all the films I’ve scene (and if you’ve scene my adult library, which is tucked away in my guest closet, you’d know that’s saying quite a lot).

Besides the excruciatingly hot mixture of buff men, the other special element of this movie is obviously the setting. Within the first scene alone, which includes the buff Brad Patton topping topping another buff man Joey Jordon, is set on a gorgeous houseboat. The flowing resplendent blue water, the red rocks in the background at the edge of the water, the white house boat, even the light blue sky, it all seems to just compliment the toned hard cut bodies of the actors as well as the beauty of the sensual but hardcore fun they seem to be having on film. Added to that is the music, that seems earthy and almost tribal, yet more relaxed like yoga music. If it’s yoga music, it definitely fits considering all the sexual positions everyone keeps getting themselves into.

I do feel like I have to say that I mainly got this film because of Brian Hansen (the cover model for this segment of the two-part series). He is probably somewhere in my top ten picks for hottest models in the industry along with his boyfriend Brad Patton, even though I haven’t seen either of them in action until just now. By the way, don’t even ask me to release my top ten list on here… it might start a cat fight somewhere out in West Hollywood.

Anyway, it made me quite joyful to see Brian Hansen appear in the second scene of this video. The setting is quite gorgeous. The dark brownish water doesn’t look dirty at all. It just looks so peaceful as Brian flexes his muscles on a rock that’s protruding from the middle of the water, putting his crotch at face level with his scene partner Matt Cole. It’s quite quick how the scene progresses from Brian getting the blowjob standing on the rock to him getting down on his hands and knees to show his expert oral skills, reciprocating. Kneeling down on those rocks look quite painful, but you would never know it with the expression of sultry excitement written on Brad’s face, especially as he starts to get rimmed from behind by Matt whose knee deep in water, crouching down and preparing Brian for the next part in the scene.

Lying on a rock cutting into my back would probably not be fun for me, but Brian’s obvious dedication to his performance is quite obvious in this scenes. Besides that, it’s just plain hot watching him cum, lying there on that rock with Matt Cole still inside of him. I kinda wanna go on a vacation now.

Which leads me to my favorite scene, the fifth scene starring Brian Hansen and his partner Brad Patton. What makes this so perfect as the penultimate scene is the obvious chemistry that these two have together; the sensual touching that hints at their masculinity as Brad slowly moves his hands around Brian’s head, lightly grabbing his hair, guiding him, moving down and kisses him before they quickly get out of the small speed boat together to push out into the open water. Then there’s the part when they’re out in the water and Brian climbs onto Brad, riding him with a plethora of ecstatic expressions covering his face, taking Brad to the hilt, riding him. The mixtures of smiles and open mouth gapes as he moans is just quite exceptional, almost as special as seeing Brad driving his extremely thick dick into Brian, whose fluid bodily motions just seem to mirror the music and the gorgeous scenery behind them as he gets topped in the multiple different positions Brad and Brian seem to take on. I don’t really know who I’d rather be in that scene, Brad or Brian. No wonder why this scene is up for a GAYVN Award for Best Sex Scene Duo. You just can’t fake chemistry like that. And if anyone is doubtful of that, just check out the behind the scenes extra.

To all those who complain about not never seeing chemistry on film, just watch this and tell me its not the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. This video neither has the cheesy music of the 70s porn nor a cheesy script that some videos have, but then again, it is an all sex video.

So far, though, I’ve only seen the second part in this series. Now I really want to see the first installment.

Cobra Video Owner Bryan Kocis Murdered

While talking to my friend Constantine tonight at the Bourbon Pub in New Orleans, I heard some disturbing news. Constantine, in his underwear bent down from the bar to tell me that the owner of Cobra Video was recently murdered on the 24th of January 2007.

Many may be familiar with Cobra Video due to either your obsession with young hot amateur boys, the Brent Corrigan issue concerning the rights to the name of Brent Corrigan, or even both (y'all know which category you fall into).

Bryan Kocis, also known as Bryan Philips, discovered Cobra Video in 2001, focussing mainly on twink (18-23 year olds) models, focussing on either solo scenes or bareback sex scenes. Up until his death, Bryan Kocis had been involved in directing and casting for all of Cobra's productions.

Those in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, might have been aware of a fire that recently took place. Within the burning home, investigators discovered the body of 44 year old Bryan Kocis. The coroner noted that the body was stabbed with the throat cut and the body was left inside the burning house, presumably to cover up the evidence of any fould play. The body was so badly burned that the coroner had to use dental records to determine the identity of the body.

You can read about the rest of the horrible story here:
http://www.wnep.com/global/story.asp?s=5986908

Of course, I extend my condolences to all friends and family members of Bryan Kocis.

Weho XXX Awards

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Congratulations to GAYVN Nominees

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Tea and Tea Accessories

Okay... many of you know I'm crazy and maybe a little "special" sometimes. What I just did can attest to that fact. After sleeping with a hot Italian guy a few hours ago, I came home and had a lot more time to waste. So, to procrastinate a little more, since I hate studying and everything, I did something completely stupid: I just spent a $100 on tea and tea accessories; one of my many secret and most retarded obsessions (ummm... I meant "special"). Specifically, I just bought a pound of loose leaf Earl Grey Supreme tea from Harney & Sons and many unnecessary accessories.


For all those who don't know the history behind Earl Grey tea, here it is: The myth goes that Earl Grey was a blend of tea given to the British Prime Minister, Earl Grey, as a gift from a man from China. Now what makes Earl Grey tea so special is the inclusion of precious natural oil of bergamot, which give it its hint of citrus flavor. That's why you ONLY ADD LEMON. If you're stupid, you can add sugar and milk or something equally retarded (I meant "special").



Considering the fact that I don't have a tea pot, I just spent a little under $60 for the Naoko tea pot (pictured on the left) from Bodum, which was originally designed by Carsten Jorgenson, who was inspired by the Genie lamp. Of course, everyone also knows I'm cheap and poor since I'm a college student, so that's why I've waited so long. This is officially my first tea pot. I'm so excited since I've had an eye on this tea pot for the longest time.



Of course, since I was spending a butt load of money (hehe... I just wrote butt) on a damn tea pot and a butt load (hehe... I just did it again) of loose leaf tea, I had to buy these awesome tea cups (pictured on the right) from Harney & Sons. Someone please help me stop shopping!



I don't even know why I love tea so much (insert Asian joke here). Now I can be poor while drinking my tea and reviewing the porn that everyone keeps giving me. Well, I guess I can now be a polite host and serve tea to Jeremy Hall when he gives me the first exclusive interview that I will be posting in this blog very soon. Stay tuned...

Video of Saddam's Execution

So everyone's already seen the video I'm sure. But did the video make anyone else sick, too? It's just so wierd. It's like watching the Blair Witch Project all over again. Why doesn't the guy whose filming this have a steady hand? Great... now I have motion sickness all over again...

I Hate Planes

I'm so freaking pissed. I arrived at the airport today around 4:30 Pm to check in for my flight to New Orleans at 6:10 PM. Well, while I was checking in at the electronic check-in stand (I hate those machines), it showed that there were two flights that lined up with my information one to New Orleans and the other to Hawaii, which is strange cause there's only one other person in America with the same first and last name as me, which I am definitely not revealing. Let's just say that the other person who shares my name is pretty famous in Northern California, while I'm just boring in Southern California.

Anyway, I stupidly checked into the flight I bought, the one to New Orleans. I really should have taken the flight to Hawaii. At least it's warm there. Anyway, we finally boarded the plane after I smoked a billion cigarettes and bought a Dan Brown novel. We all sat on the flight for about an hour and a half. Apparently a damned window in the cockpit was broken. Well, while sitting there, I got a call from the police department at my university. I thought that was odd. They called to tell me that over the break, my car had been broken into. The passenger side window had been smashed and someone went through my stuff in the glove compartment box, throwing my registration and everything all over the seat covered in glass.

Well, after being escorted off the plane because it was clear that no one can fix a stupid window, we sat in the terminal for about another hour before boarding another plane and sitting on that plane for about an hour before we finally took off. EVIL!!!

I spent the entire flight talking with a women named Pat who apparently works for the National Enquirer or something. Apparently, she used to work for E! Entertainment News which is where I recognized her from. We ended up trading stories throughout the entire fight. Wow... the stories I could tell now. Anyway, we arrived at about 3:30 AM and I took a cab back to campus to look at the car and to file the report. Ugh... it was horrible. Apparently the car break-in happened on the 27th of DECEMBER, and I get a call on the 15th? Ugh... I'm just plain pissed.

I really should have taken that trip to Hawaii!!!

HustlaBall After Party @ Pirahna & 8 1/2

I was so tired when I went to the after party. Lex and I got up at 2:00 PM today to go to breakfast (yes, I wrote breakfast) with Zach Rockwood and Christian Owen down at Johnny Rockets at the corner of Harmon and Paradise. I basically only slept about six hours, but we spent the day with friends until it was time to get ready for the party.

Tonight, we walked again to Paradise. The group changed a little from last time. This time it included Vin Nolan, Chad Leigh, Tommy Ritter, and Vicky Drukker. This time it was so cold outside that the puddles of water all over the ground on the way was actually frozen over. My god that's freezing.

Well, we bypassed the long line into the club and was ushered right through one of the more private walkways directly to the coat check in and we all went our separate ways. We actually arrived on time this time, and I mean we didn't arrive on gay time which would normally be two hours after a party started. While everyone else was milling around, I walked directly upstairs to the VIP area. While there, I had a few drinks with a few old friends including Foxx from NYC who performed at last years HustlaBall and Jeremy Hall who I had met last night at the Hustlaball main event.

Strangely enough, the show also started on time, not gay time. What the hell was going on? I guess everything was just going back to normal. At this performance, Shequida from NY lip synched to an awesome song then introduced the show with her comic stylings which included props like a very questionable bottle of shampoo. Anyway, she also gave us her version of teh song of Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls. Afterwards, she introduced Shiko Aviance who not only performed one of his hit songs, but also gave a sexy dance to it in his briefs and a very revealing t-shirt. After the show, while Angel Benton and Shequida was giving away gifts to the crowd downstairs, Jeremy Hall, Foxx, mr. Pam, and a few others with us, retired to one of the private cabanas. We were drinking it up as Vin Nolan, Zach Rockwood, and Christian Owen were go-go dancing again downstairs after the show.

At some point during the night, Jeffrey Davids, one of the owners of Rentboy.com, tried to strip me naked after I thought it would be funny to show him my sphincter. He succeeded in getting both my shoes off, my jeans, and my underwear. It was funny, but really random.

Strangely enough, around that time Britney Spears decided to show up. Her new boy friend is hot. He's like a hotter more clean cute Jewish version of Kevin. Well, her security guided her up to the middle cabana. There are only three cabanas in the VIP area. Anyway, she was only there for about two hours. No one is for sure why she left. Some say that the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence were harasing and scaring her (many of us know how crazy they can be), and others say that she was thrown out for disrupting the entire bar. Supposedly the bartenders became all pre-occupied with waiting on her while the rest of us were left to be no bodies. Many also say that her security guards were being really rough. Either way, her appearance was really annoying. The party was being hosted by Tom Weise, who wasn't even allowed to go into the middle cabana where Britney was hanging out and which Tom paid for.

Well, it's safe to say that a majority of us were very happy when she left, and while she was leaving my friend got a picture of her hair extensions. Well, as the night progressed, Shiko did something a little crazy. He asked me where the bathroom was and when I told him it was downstairs, he decided he'd hold it rather than go through the crowd. Wait... that's not the crazy part. I suggested he use one of the decanters as a bathroom. The crazy part is that he actually did it and we started pretending with everyone seeking a drink that it was redbull. Of course we didn't let anyone drink from it, but it would have been funny if we did. Chrisian came upstairs to hang out with us, and we almost gave him some, but we refrained. He's too good of a friend to do that too. We tried to do the same thing with Vin, but he was there when Shiko pissed into the decanter and he saw the entire thing... that smart bastard.

It's obviously I was a little pissed drunk throughout the night. Not only did I lick mr. PAM's breast, but I also licked Shiko's friends breast while biting Vicky Drukker's ass. I also made out with a lot of other people whose names I don't know. My big pouty lips were on a lot of people by the time the party ended at 6:00 AM.

Jeremy Hall, Vicky, Christian and a few others walked with me back to the hotel. Well, I ran out of cigarettes right before we left the bar, and Jeremy did the sweetest thing. He walked with me to the drug store and bought me a fresh pack. Seriously, Jeremy Hall is just the sweetest guy ever.

Now, I have to go to sleep. Christian Owen, Lex Sabre, and I are all driving back together in Lex's car after we check out today at 11:00 AM. God save them if I don't get enough sleep!

HustlaBall @ Krave

Lex Sabre and I decided to drive to HustlaBall even though Krave was only three blocks away, but have you seen what a block is like in Las Vegas? They're so freaking huge and it was freezing outside. Well, we parked in the Aladdin's parking structure, but it was so freakin' huge, like the size of a block in Las Vegas, that we got lost. But we finally made a quick run through Aladdin's mall and found our way to Krave. We were only an hour late to the VIP reception but the place was packed. Angel Benton was right next to the red caret getting interviews on camera with various stars while we slowly inched our way in through the throngs of people. Because the place was so packed, I settled onto the edge of the stage, sitting down while flirting with most of the adult models stars on stage after greeting everyone like Tom Weise (the producer of HustlaBall and owner of Rentboy.com), Jeffrey Davids (one of the other owners of Rentboy.com), Brandon Baker (one of the coordinators), Tommy Ritter (media presentation), Viktoriya Drukker (HustlaBall photographer; http://www.digitalrailroad.net/Viktoriya/Default.aspx), and Chi Chi LaRue (Adult Film Goddess).

At 11 PM, the doors to the main event openned and everyone rushed into the main club. I went directly to the VIP area next to the dance floor in the main club. I was dragged into the Gun Oil cabana by my friend who was formerly known as the adult model Brandon Michael. Did I ever tell any of you about my crush on the super hung manly Michael Brandon (as opposed to blond twink Brandon Michael)? Well, now y'all know. Brandon, like me, stayed at Brandon Baker's house in Vegas during last years HustlaBall. When Brandon Baker told me who was comming, I almost got overly excited, until every one smashed my elated thoughts by telling Brandon Michael, not Michael Brandon. Well, now this cutie curly blond haired twink is also the boyfriend of the head of Gun Oil. Well, majority of my time was spent in that cabana for the night while I helped feed Chi Chi her medicine of choice (vodka) while meeting and conversing with so many people who were also in the booth. I believe there were like hundreds of photos of me and her taken. I believe the highlight of my night was meeting Jeremy Hall (pictured on the left), who is one of the sweetest and hottest guys I've ever met. We were being innocent while he was laying in my arms, shirtless and sexy. I found out he was actually nominated for two of 2007's GayVN Awards including Best New Commer and Best Threeway (in Rascal Video's No Cover with Luca DiCorso and Jan Fischer). He's already had two box covers, if I remember correctly.

When the show started, Chi Chi left me behind in the cabana to introduce the show with Bruce Vilanch. I'm sure I would have looked so pretty clutching a purse, but I just hid the purse down below under my sports coat and a few other coats in the cabana. After they both introduced the show, Raven O from Zumanity, was lowered down from a bondage looking lift from the ceiling while wearing a very revealing leather floor length skirt that kind of resembled a leather hula skirt. Behind him, he had four back up dancers including my friends Christian Owen and Vin Nolan. Christian looked so hot up there wearing a kind of leather butcher's apron. It was actually kind of scary how he looked like a German psycho killer who could easily tie his victims up and rape them in a hot sexy scene. I was drooling even if I was scared. This year, the show was a fetish show after all.

Raven O definitely riled up the crowd making everyone scream in ecstasy right before he introduced Ari Gold, an international recording artist who sang many of his hottest songs. When he came out from the same lift being lowered from the ceiling, he was wearing some sort of leather mexican fighter's mask. There was so much black leather on stage that everyone was drooling. It's amazing how the club didn't flood when the entire show started with Raven O. Well, while Ari was singing, a few dancers also in leather masks came out and helped Ari change out of his mask and into sexier outfits. Everyone was cheering as Ari sang some of his most famous songs and a few new ones with all those crazy fetish outfits.

After Ari's performance, Raven O passed out a few CDs and gifts to the crowd right before he introduced Diamond Back Annie whose segment of the show was more outrageous than any other. She came out in a full latex cat suit on extremely high heels. Even if she's a girl, my pants were still getting tented. During her performance, she unzipped her catsuits first through the zippers on each side of her legs. Now I understood how she fit into that thing. It was skin tight and almost impossible looking. It was so tight that it looked painted on. When she finally finished with all the zippers and pulled off the cat suit, she revealed almost her entire body covered only by two flashy pasties on her nipples and a thong. Diamond Back Annie then pulled up a guy who was obviously part of the show, pulled down his pants, and right in front of the roaring crowd, seemingly pulled out a giant American flag out of his ass... which I'm sure it wasn't comming out of his ass, but it came out from somewhere.

I missed most of the show after that because mr.Pam (pictured on the left) was shoving ice down my foreskin in the Gun Oil cabana while Chi Chi was chatting away and drinking more Kettle One vodka, but the last thing I saw was Raven O dragging all the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence up on stage. I played a little more, getting a taste of Angel Eye's penis, deepthroating him in front of everyone in the cabana before I settled back into the corner of the cabana with Jeremy Hall. We went through multiple more bottles of Kettle One while in that cabana while I met others like Brent Corrigan, who is also called Fox Ryder in other films like The Velvet Mafia.

Somehow, we started a spanking contest involving mr.PAM and Jeremy Hall. Well, I can safely say that everyone was afraid to spank me too hard in case they would hurt me. One of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, of course wasn't afraid of anything, and she got one of the shovels from one of the buckets of ice and proceeded to spank me hard with it. Still, it didn't hurt. i just have an amazingly high tolerance for pain. Well, for most of the night thereafter, I settled into Jeremy Hall's arm. He's just so sexy and I love being in that nook, resting my head on his shoulder with his arm wrapped around my shoulders. It was just so comfortable. In my opnion, Jeremy Hall is just one of the sexiest men I've ever met.

In the meantime, the show had ended and Christian Owen and Zach Rockwood were on stage go-go dancing into the wee hours of the morning. Christian was no longer wearing that sexy scary leather butcher's apron. Instead he was wearing a sexy pair of C-In2 white briefs with his signature swarovski crystals on the keister spelling out Owen, his last name. I only saw it while making my way across the dance floor from the VIP area while trying to make my way to the bathroom. It was already five AM and the party was supposed to end then, but like any good gay party, it just kept on going. At one point, someone asked Christian and Zach what they were on to have such stamina to keep on dnacing for such a long time after the show ended, but they weren't on anything. If anyone has ever had the pleasure to know Christian, they know he (1) doesn't do drugs, and (2) somehow naturally has the stamina of man on the combined effects of cialis and viagra mixed with ten cans of caffeinated redbull. Just look how fast he was moving in the picture above.

The night finally ended at around 6:00 Am. After putting Chi Chi into a cab back to her hotel next to the convention center where the Adult Entertainment Expo is this weekend, Tom Weise, his husband (who was driving), Jeremy Hall, Vin Nolan, Viktoriya Drukker, Christian Owen, Tommy Ritter, a few others, and I, all crammed into the HustlaBall Van. Christian and Tommy just climed onto their luggage in the back to fit.

We ended up going to a small gathering back in Tom Weise's room afterwards. After we all displayed our deepthroating abilities on bananas while eating snadwiches and stealing Tom's German candy (its amazing candy; they're so gummy and good and not at all overly sweet... they taste like fruit), we all pressured Christian Owen, Tommy Ritter, Vin Nolan, and Jeremy Hall to climb onto the hot tub and give us all a show. Vicky, of course took photos while we just sat around watching and giving directions. Jeremy didn't really participate. He just sat in the tub for a few minutes for the photo op. before he got back out and took a shower. Vin was too tired to do much of anything also. He was also sweating from how hot the jacuzzi was. Christian and Tommy however had a lot of fun. At least it looked that way. Besides last Holloween when Christian, his boyfriend Adam Killian and adult film star Kyle Kennedy were in New Orleans and giving a live act on stage involving naughty bits like penises, mouths, and other such things (which Adam had me film for them), I had never seen Christian in action. There was Christian deepthroating Tommy with ease. Of course, there were no orgasms or anything; it was just a fun show that we pressured them into giving for us while we all made our comments about how sexy they all were.

I do have to say that Jeremy Hall has the nicest ass in the world. I've never seen such a sexy but. I love how it curves at the small of his back and just gives you two round butt cheeks that almost looks like an upside down heart. I'm not really much of an ass man, but that there was something special. No wonder why he was given a nomination for 2007 GayVN's Best Newcomer, well, it may have something to do with this huge uncut dick. Even though he's never bottomed on film, he still has one of the hottest butts I've ever seen.

I ended up being the first to leave, followed by Jeremy Hall. My room was right upstairs so it was easy getting my drunk butt home and changing into my sleep wear (which includes a pair of gym shorts with my university's logo on it, and a sexy tight t-shirt). At 7:30 AM, sleep was definitely the most tempting thing on the menu. While smoking a last cigarette outside in the hall, I ran into Jeremy who was staying in the room across from us. He is definitely one of the hottest and sweetest guys I've ever met. If anything, I'm just glad I got a chance to meet him this weekend.

A Little Vegas Gambling before Hustlaball

Last year when I came to Las Vegas, I wanted to go to the Bellagio to gamble for my first time. I had only been 21 years old for a few months by that time and I wanted to usher in my addiction for gambling in with a very ceremonious first time. The sad thing was that I never got my chance. I’m a poor college student… Well, I’m a trust fund baby who ran away from home because my mother and I got into a fight about whose mechanic was better, my friend at jiffy Lube, or her Chinese mechanic in El Monte, California, who doesn’t even know how to do an oil change. How pathetic, right? Besides, she didn’t want me to go back to New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (that bitch) ruined the recent fall semester. Considering the fact that I didn’t want to be a college drop out, I drove off while my parents were at work.

Anyway, Lex Sabre accompanied me for my first time to go gambling. I’m 22 years old now, and every one I know has went gambling while getting smashed on their 21st birthday. But I didn’t want to be one of those people who go to the casino on Canal St. in New Orleans. That would have been a crappy first experience.
Even though I wanted to go gamble at the Bellagio for my first time, we ended up going to the Paris Casino, which isn’t bad at all. It’s a gorgeous casino after all. Once Lex and I walked in, the first thing he said was, “Now I can say I’ve been to Paris.” I said, “Me too!” Well, Lex left me to my own devices and I ran around frightened, anxious and excited like a chicken with its head cut off. This is why I always require adult supervision…

Anyway, I found the blackjack table and started off with $100. It hit me that it was actual money this time. I had been practicing with online simulations for a year now, but this was different. If I lose, I actually LOSE! I relaxed soon after hitting blackjack for the first time. After playing for about a half hour, I went up to $250. Who says the house always wins?

But when Lex came over, I became overly distracted and lost almost everything until all I had was $20 left. How the hell did that happen? Well, I told him I’d be ready to leave in a few minutes after I lost the last $24 I had. Lex walked about fifteen feet away to lean against a wall. Somehow, in the next fifteen minutes, I kept hitting blackjack and turned that $24 to $154. I immediately took it and dragged Lex to the cash out window and cashed it all out except for a $1 tin coin that I was keeping as a lucky souvenir.

After that, we decided to just go to Treasure Island to go to a buffet that Lex goes to every time he’s in Vegas. While waiting for Lex's car at the valet, it was actually snowing outside. Of course the snowflakes didn't stick cause it wasn't cold enough. They melted as they hit the ground. Anyway, after paying for that buffet, I basically broke even. Oh well… at least I had fun!

The Skintrade Party @ Pirahna & 8 1/2

After leaving the pool party, everyone was clamoring to get ready for Chi Chi LaRue's Skin Trade party. Apparently, it didn't matter that we were meeting at midnight in the lobby, two hours after the party had already started. We were all arriving on "gay time," which is about half an hour after "fashionably late."

When we all finally met up in the lobby of the Alexis Park Resort, it became clear really fast that a few of us were going to have to walk. There were way too many people to fit into the HustlaBall van. Of course, while I was smoking a cigarette outside, they had already decided that I was going to be one of the people walking. It was actually only around the block. Pirahna and 8 1/2 is basically right next to Gipsy, where the HustlaBall Pre-Party was.

The four of us walking included Angel Eyes (one of the HustlaBall performers), Viktoriya Drukker (official HustlaBall photographer,http://www.digitalrailroad.net/Viktoriya/Default.aspx), her roommate for the weekend Tommy Ritter (Hustlaball Media Presentation VIP and German porn star with a gigantic penis), and little ole me.

Well, after freezing our toes off, we arrived in time, bypassing the lines and walking straight through. We checked in our bulky coats and walked upstairs to the VIP lounge where I finally met Howard, the man from Fab Scout that not only represented my school chum Constantine, but also supplied many of the performers at this year's Hustlaball. Also, I met mr. PAM (pictured on the right), a crazy but wonderful woman from San Francisco who shoots boys humping with her camera for work. I also ran into Josh Vaughn from earlier in the day. Too bad for me he was one of the Rascal Exclusive go-go dancers performing on the stages in both Pirahna and 8 1/2 cause that just meant we couldn't hang out. He was just the hottest little thing up their with his painted abs and the tiny white briefs (pictured on the left dancing at Pirahna).

I basically spent the entire time there meeting adult film stars and models and getting re-aquainted with many performers from the recent year all while being force fed vodka. After getting totally smashed, which wasn't hard after being exhausted from the Pool Party and the day before. I ended up settling into the Maleflixx private cabana after being dragged in there by an old friend in porn that I didn't even know was in Vegas. He was probably there for the Adult Entertainment convention like a lot of the people here. While in there, however, I ran into someone I totally did not expect to meet, Caeser, the man in charge of sales and distribution for Adonis pictures. We talked for about an hour about nothing in particular, but being as smashed as I was and Caeser having a meeting early tommorrow morning at 11 AM (that was definitely early for me) we left, him on his way to his car, and me on my way back to the hotel.

Outside, however, after Caeser left, I ran into Benjamin Bradley (pictured on the right), who is one of the hottest adult film stars in the industry. No wonder why he is a 2007 GayVN Awards Nominee for Performer of the Year. He was wearing a sexy black shirt with white scrollwork on the front and a white line going down the cneter in the middle of his buttons which just accented how in shape he was. On the back of his shirt was white script printed with a scrollwork border as in the style of old antiquated books (pictured to the left). He was wearing the sleaves rolled up in a bulky fashion, while he left the top two buttons and the lower two buttons undone, showing off his chest and abs in a very enticing way. He looked so very hot. The last time I saw him this sexy was when he was wearing nothing but a pair of bikini briefs in Los Angeles for Dirty Deeds. He also introduced me to his new boyfriend Ethan Reynolds (pictured on the left) of Brat Boy School (Bratboyschool.com). Well, I don't know how knew Ethan Reynolds is as a boyfriend, but I only heard about their union a few weeks ago.

Well, they walked me back to the corner of Harmon and Paradise, which is half the walk to the Alexis Park Resort, which is also the corner where there was a parking lot where they parked their car. On the way, we joked about how I had both their pages on MySpace on my friends list as well as the page that celebrated their union under the title "Be." So I had the Benjamin Doll, the Ethan doll, and the Be doll, the entire collectors set. Why can't I be as hot as them... ?!

The HustlaBall Pool Party

The day started way too early. Lex Sabre, my roommate for the weekend had apparently forgotten to pack a pair of board shorts for the pool party that was taking place at the Alexis Park Resort. Who can blame him? He had to come directly to pick me up right after work, not affording him the time to meticulously plan out every item he was going to wear for each event throughout the weekend like me. Wow… I guess I am somewhat an obsessive compulsive when it comes to clothes.

Anyway, we left early (sometime after noon which is definitely early for me) to the shopping mall at Treasure Island on the Strip. It’s a crazy place; very modern with a hideous structure towering over the outdoor walk.

Anyway, Lex and I went directly for the Quicksilver. Where else were we supposed to find a pair of cute non-generic board shorts in the middle of winter? After going through multiple pairs, we finally found a pair of cute grey, white, and red almost argyle styled board shorts for him. He wears a size 28. Sometimes I hate that skinny boy.

Anyhow, I had already brought four pairs of board shorts with me so I didn’t shop for myself. While aimlessly walking around, Josh Vaughn (pictured left), a Rascal Exclusive who we had called earlier, met up with us at the mall after arriving into town that day. He was here as one of the models participating in the Adult Entertainment Expo, one of the largest events in the Adult Entertainment Industry

Well, Josh also didn’t have a pair of board shorts, so we continued to shop, this time at the Pac Sun inside the mall. While there, I couldn’t help but break down and spend fifty dollars on an awesome pair of white board shorts with a scrollwork design done in a brighter shade of white. I know I shouldn’t have purchased them, but they were so cute.

We headed back soon after to the hotel. It was freezing outside. I don’t really know if a pool party in winter is such a good idea, but we weren’t going to miss it. Looking over the balcony/hallway from our room, we couldn’t help but see how empty it was. It was on 2:00 o’clock and the party had just started. Besides, no one was even thinking about arriving on-time. We’re gay; we’re fashionably late kind of people. Well, we finally finished getting ready by 3:30 PM. We just lounged around inside our room for a little while longer. While there, we ended up running into Scotty B, the editor-in-chief of Cybersocket and the host of Cocktail with the Stars at Micky's in Westb Hollywood. He used my compuuter for a few minutes checking his e-mail on-line. His hotel was charging about $10/10 minutes of internet time. Thats just crazy and ridiculous.

As we were walking in, people were milling all around. It was still early. Tom Weise, the one hosting all the Hustlaball events, ended up asking me to help Chad Leigh (pictured right), a super hotty adult model and Rent Boy Crew member, to hang up banners all along the pool area. Afterwards, I helped set up the free lube and Circuit Noize magazines all over the tables around the pool.

The pool party generally was a success. People were hot tubbing while others were drinking or eating from the buffet. Christian Owen (pictured right), a beloved friend and adult film star, finally arrived. I didn’t know this before, but he was actually participating in the Hustlaball show. I had been his and Adam Killian’s (his boyfriend) filmographer every time they visited New Orleans in the past year. Anyone can actually see an excerpt from the video I filmed of Adam Killian’s troop performing on Bourbon Street for Southern Decadence on Christian Owen’s myspace.com page.

At Southern Decadence, I had helped Adam preparing both Christian and another hotty go-go boy named Brad paint their outfit on. Yes, I did write paint. I had to help spray paint parts of their bodies white. Teh hardest part was making the spray paint start at astraight line on their abs and having the paint feather off to the sides. I then used spirit gum to glue Swarovski crystals to the line where the un-painted skin ended and the white spray paint began. We did the same to one of each of their forearms. Besides that, they each wore white sailor hats, a pair of bedazzled white briefs that showed sizeable bulges, and sunglasses. It was hot, but I digress.

Back at HustlaBall, crazy unmentionable things were happening all over the place. I ran into old friends like Vin Nolan (pictured left) who starred in Jochen Hick’s film “Sex/Life in LA” and multiple adult films. I also met Jochen Hick who is the official Hustlaball videographer.

The party however ended rather early as the cops came and broke the party apart, which is completely wrong since the party is a private party on private space. They still came without a warrant and ended up leaving after certain political figures in the state told them to go away. By then, however, the party had officially died from that. It was such a shame cause the event was fun, even if it was freezing outside.

We'll all be at Chi Chi LaRue's Skin Trade party at Pirahna & 8 1/2 soon enough anyways.

The HustlaBall Pre-Event @ Gipsy in Las Vegas

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Dirty Deeds: The Michael Von Steele Experience

Food poisoning is one of those delights of life that everyone lives through. The unlucky ones, like me, are forced to live through them multiple times. So, last night, I had somehow acquired those many horrible symptoms such as nausea, repeat performances in the bathroom on the toilet, hallucinations, and just plain weakness. So, what else could I do but pop a few pills and head to bed after setting my alarm clock for 9 PM. I needed to be up and awake to get ready for the last Wednesday I would be in the Los Angeles area.

What else happens every Wednesday in Los Angeles besides Chi Chi LaRue’s famous Dirty Deeds party at FU Bar? The answer is nothing much. So, when I awoke, I was groggy and in need of another trip to the bathroom. I ended up taking an hour long shower, tryiong to shake the blurry vision and the exhaustion that had set itself through my body. I had to be at the top of my game of course to see Chi Chi and the hunky enormous Michael Von Steele who was the feature star of the night.

Well, it obviously took me some time to drive down to FU Bar that night as I couldn’t shake the blurry vision and was forced to just try and be as alert as possible on the freeway, but I did it. Somehow, I arrived in fifteen minutes, driving at an ungodly fast speed, but the trip just felt like two hours. Time distortion is fun, isn’t it? Thankfully I didn’t get pulled over for speeding.

Anyways, I arrived in time, looking like a mess and walked in after paying the five dollar cover. I walked in and looked for any familiar face I could find. Behold Lex Sabre. Until I told him how I actually felt (like death), he thought I looked great. He wasn’t the only one who thought I looked cute, though. Tyler Mason, Chad Hunt, and Chi Chi (the most fabulous one there with the hottest outfit in the club) all said the same thing. But after explaining how I felt, they were all telling me I should go home, or at least drink some ginger ale. Of course I knew that, but I wanted to spend some time around Chi Chi since I rarely get to see her.

The more I stayed, the more my drowsiness and weakness seemed to alleviate. It could just be the ginger ale I was drinking. The carbonation always helps settle a restless stomach. While ordering my first drink, however, I ran into Michael, who was as hot as ever. Damn, that boy is tall and muscular. I had the pleasant experience of meeting him over the summer the last time he danced at Dirty Deeds. He was sexy then, and he was sexy now. He definitely had the impressive energy to dance all night. Well, while getting my drink, he slapped my ass repeatedly while feeling me up, which definitely helped to wake me up. It also helped to wake something else up, but that’s a completely different story. I just had to stay now.

Good thing I did or I would have missed seeing Lex be cute, getting up on the stage, stripping to his white underwear and having a bottle of water poured onto him, making hios underwear almost completely see through. I always knew he was hung, but damn, he was HUGE, and he wasn’t even hard. It just goes to show what you could miss if you aren’t out and about… even when you have food poisoning.

Caleb Carter's TRUE LIFE Episode

Well, the segments involving Caleb is mostly told from Josh's (the ex-bf) perspective, but it's still so entertaining. Well, you get to see Caleb Carter at a photo shoot, dragging his boy friend at the time in front of the camera just for a few pics. He's catty as always saying things like: "Are you kissing your sister? Come on..." We also find out that Josh is a newbie... and after explaining how awkward it can be, Caleb analogizes the relationship as such: "It's like a 30 year old dating a 12 year old." But they both look twelve... so I don't really know how to comment. I'll just smile and be silent.

You also get to see Caleb's dad. Aww... after seeing this... now I understand why Caleb and his brother are both sweethearts... especially when they're sober. But when Caleb's drunk, he is crazy, but in a good way. Look for him in the episode dancing in his cute little underwear in the middle of a bar if you don't believe me. He just becomes the life of the party.

Wait... I feel like I must interject at the moment and relay at least part of the random text messaging that's going on between me and Caleb as I watch this:

Frank (2.1 9:09 pm): Ben?... Wait a minute... I'm conflused...
Frank (2.1 9:21 pm): Did you just use your real name?... Anyway... awww... Your dad is soooo sweet.
Caleb Carter (2.1 9:23 pm): WHO IS THIS
Frank (2.1 9:23 pm): Frank... Your Fav Asian from New Orleans... Oh geez...
Frank (2.1 9:24 pm): I'm in LA right now by the way...
Caleb Carter (2.1 9:24 pm): OH SORRY I AM DRUNK


Favorite quotes and conversations from the Caleb:

Caleb: "I need to get a drink."

Caleb: "Apparently I'm too drunk."
Josh: "You have a habit of being too flirtatious when your drunk."
Caleb: "It's part of my job!"

Caleb: "If you care about me, then shut the **** up."

Caleb: "Buy me a drink?"
Josh: "You're already drunk."
Caleb: "I don't care, buy me a drink."

Caleb: "You need to call be A.S.A.P. or I'm going to ****ing flip a biscuit."


Seriously though, Caleb is usually a sweetheart whether or not he is intoxicated, and he isn't ever usually intoxicated. The reason why everything seems to be so heated seems to be because of the frustrating fact that Caleb and Josh were both at different levels in life while both trying to accommodate the other in their relationship. It's true what Caleb said earlier on in the episode that people advise against dating newbies for a very clear reason. We actually see at the end the awkwardness that typically ensues when one dates a newbie. It's no one's fault... it's just a learning experience.

My main point is: even though True Life portrays him as a mean drunk, he really isn't. I've been out partying with him at Fiesta Cantina, FU Bar, and even at Tigerheat (all on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood, by the way), and though he drank a lot, he always looked out for all of his friends. Caleb is truly a caring friend... he's just very energetic.

Caleb Carter on MTV... Again!

Many people may remember gay adult film model Caleb Carter from his very popular appearance on MTV's Parental Control. As avid couch potatoes can tell you, on Parental Control, each parent gets to pick a potential new boyfriend from a long list of applicants who have to first audition. The son or daughter gets to go out with each of the parents' picks and finally choose at the end of both dates whether he or she'll be staying with his or her boyfriend or girlfriend or one of the parents' picks.

Well, Caleb was very endearing as the gay evil boyfriend that the parents wanted to get rid of, but it seems the parents won. Of course, many people who know the truth knew it was staged. Some may actually recognize the son as gay adult film model Trevor Matthews. And yes, that really is his mom.

Because of that episode, Caleb was so loved by MTV for his quick comebacks that MTV decided to follow him around with a camera crew... well, one guy with a camera. For months, MTV docuemented Caleb while preparing the footage for a new series featuring Caleb, however, the series ended up not living up to the original concept. Early on, it became clear that the footage was just docuementing him in a relationship on the rebound from Mike Hunt, which was not the original premise of the show. So MTV used the footge gathered and made it part of an episode of True Life: I'm Out.

The sad thing is that this episode of True Life never aired like it was supposed to at the end of November. Well, all of Caleb's fans will be happy to know that at 9 PM/8 PM Central, the episode of True Life: I'm Out will be airing on MTV.

Statewide Smoking Ban in Louisiana

So, people all over Louisiana have been worrying about this new smoking ban in Louisiana for a while. The Louisiana Smokefree Air Act actually took effect as of yesterday, January 1st. I already know of a dozen people who are pissed off, and another five dozen people who just don't care.

This new law is actually sponsored by Sen. Rob Marionneaux, D-Livonia, and it prohibits smoking in most businesses around Louisiana. The only places that people can smoke now are in bars (which actually bring in the majority of state wide profit through alcohol sales), casinos, horse racing tracks, off-track betting facilities, bingo halls, hotel rooms, tobacco stores, Mardi Gras ball facilities, assisted living and nursing home facilities where people have requested to be in smoking rooms, on outdoor patios at restaurants, and in Louisiana's jails until 2009.

YAY... WE CAN SMOKE IN LOUISIANA JAILS AND NURSING HOME FACILITIES! But I'm still confused... what about those restuarants that have bars, or those bars that also serve food and call themselves a Grill or whatever. I dunno... I guess I'm still not getting it. But, does it really matter?

Though I know a lot of non-smokers who hate having to be in public spaces that are filled with smoke, this law still seemes inane. In restuarants, for example, if people wish to be seated in a smoking section, they should be allowed to. It shouldn't be the state's right to regulate how a place of business should approach legal substances like cigarettes. It's legal; deal with it. There's a reason why restuarants have smoking sections AND non-smoking sections. And even then, majority of the complaints from non-smokers are about the smoking in bars, casinos, and all those places that smoking is still allowed anyway. It seems the law didn't do much but piss off a few select people. So, bah... as in humbug!

New Year’s Countdown (This is gonna be a long blog… You have been forewarned!)

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