HustlaBall @ Krave

Lex Sabre and I decided to drive to HustlaBall even though Krave was only three blocks away, but have you seen what a block is like in Las Vegas? They're so freaking huge and it was freezing outside. Well, we parked in the Aladdin's parking structure, but it was so freakin' huge, like the size of a block in Las Vegas, that we got lost. But we finally made a quick run through Aladdin's mall and found our way to Krave. We were only an hour late to the VIP reception but the place was packed. Angel Benton was right next to the red caret getting interviews on camera with various stars while we slowly inched our way in through the throngs of people. Because the place was so packed, I settled onto the edge of the stage, sitting down while flirting with most of the adult models stars on stage after greeting everyone like Tom Weise (the producer of HustlaBall and owner of Rentboy.com), Jeffrey Davids (one of the other owners of Rentboy.com), Brandon Baker (one of the coordinators), Tommy Ritter (media presentation), Viktoriya Drukker (HustlaBall photographer; http://www.digitalrailroad.net/Viktoriya/Default.aspx), and Chi Chi LaRue (Adult Film Goddess).

At 11 PM, the doors to the main event openned and everyone rushed into the main club. I went directly to the VIP area next to the dance floor in the main club. I was dragged into the Gun Oil cabana by my friend who was formerly known as the adult model Brandon Michael. Did I ever tell any of you about my crush on the super hung manly Michael Brandon (as opposed to blond twink Brandon Michael)? Well, now y'all know. Brandon, like me, stayed at Brandon Baker's house in Vegas during last years HustlaBall. When Brandon Baker told me who was comming, I almost got overly excited, until every one smashed my elated thoughts by telling Brandon Michael, not Michael Brandon. Well, now this cutie curly blond haired twink is also the boyfriend of the head of Gun Oil. Well, majority of my time was spent in that cabana for the night while I helped feed Chi Chi her medicine of choice (vodka) while meeting and conversing with so many people who were also in the booth. I believe there were like hundreds of photos of me and her taken. I believe the highlight of my night was meeting Jeremy Hall (pictured on the left), who is one of the sweetest and hottest guys I've ever met. We were being innocent while he was laying in my arms, shirtless and sexy. I found out he was actually nominated for two of 2007's GayVN Awards including Best New Commer and Best Threeway (in Rascal Video's No Cover with Luca DiCorso and Jan Fischer). He's already had two box covers, if I remember correctly.

When the show started, Chi Chi left me behind in the cabana to introduce the show with Bruce Vilanch. I'm sure I would have looked so pretty clutching a purse, but I just hid the purse down below under my sports coat and a few other coats in the cabana. After they both introduced the show, Raven O from Zumanity, was lowered down from a bondage looking lift from the ceiling while wearing a very revealing leather floor length skirt that kind of resembled a leather hula skirt. Behind him, he had four back up dancers including my friends Christian Owen and Vin Nolan. Christian looked so hot up there wearing a kind of leather butcher's apron. It was actually kind of scary how he looked like a German psycho killer who could easily tie his victims up and rape them in a hot sexy scene. I was drooling even if I was scared. This year, the show was a fetish show after all.

Raven O definitely riled up the crowd making everyone scream in ecstasy right before he introduced Ari Gold, an international recording artist who sang many of his hottest songs. When he came out from the same lift being lowered from the ceiling, he was wearing some sort of leather mexican fighter's mask. There was so much black leather on stage that everyone was drooling. It's amazing how the club didn't flood when the entire show started with Raven O. Well, while Ari was singing, a few dancers also in leather masks came out and helped Ari change out of his mask and into sexier outfits. Everyone was cheering as Ari sang some of his most famous songs and a few new ones with all those crazy fetish outfits.

After Ari's performance, Raven O passed out a few CDs and gifts to the crowd right before he introduced Diamond Back Annie whose segment of the show was more outrageous than any other. She came out in a full latex cat suit on extremely high heels. Even if she's a girl, my pants were still getting tented. During her performance, she unzipped her catsuits first through the zippers on each side of her legs. Now I understood how she fit into that thing. It was skin tight and almost impossible looking. It was so tight that it looked painted on. When she finally finished with all the zippers and pulled off the cat suit, she revealed almost her entire body covered only by two flashy pasties on her nipples and a thong. Diamond Back Annie then pulled up a guy who was obviously part of the show, pulled down his pants, and right in front of the roaring crowd, seemingly pulled out a giant American flag out of his ass... which I'm sure it wasn't comming out of his ass, but it came out from somewhere.

I missed most of the show after that because mr.Pam (pictured on the left) was shoving ice down my foreskin in the Gun Oil cabana while Chi Chi was chatting away and drinking more Kettle One vodka, but the last thing I saw was Raven O dragging all the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence up on stage. I played a little more, getting a taste of Angel Eye's penis, deepthroating him in front of everyone in the cabana before I settled back into the corner of the cabana with Jeremy Hall. We went through multiple more bottles of Kettle One while in that cabana while I met others like Brent Corrigan, who is also called Fox Ryder in other films like The Velvet Mafia.

Somehow, we started a spanking contest involving mr.PAM and Jeremy Hall. Well, I can safely say that everyone was afraid to spank me too hard in case they would hurt me. One of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, of course wasn't afraid of anything, and she got one of the shovels from one of the buckets of ice and proceeded to spank me hard with it. Still, it didn't hurt. i just have an amazingly high tolerance for pain. Well, for most of the night thereafter, I settled into Jeremy Hall's arm. He's just so sexy and I love being in that nook, resting my head on his shoulder with his arm wrapped around my shoulders. It was just so comfortable. In my opnion, Jeremy Hall is just one of the sexiest men I've ever met.

In the meantime, the show had ended and Christian Owen and Zach Rockwood were on stage go-go dancing into the wee hours of the morning. Christian was no longer wearing that sexy scary leather butcher's apron. Instead he was wearing a sexy pair of C-In2 white briefs with his signature swarovski crystals on the keister spelling out Owen, his last name. I only saw it while making my way across the dance floor from the VIP area while trying to make my way to the bathroom. It was already five AM and the party was supposed to end then, but like any good gay party, it just kept on going. At one point, someone asked Christian and Zach what they were on to have such stamina to keep on dnacing for such a long time after the show ended, but they weren't on anything. If anyone has ever had the pleasure to know Christian, they know he (1) doesn't do drugs, and (2) somehow naturally has the stamina of man on the combined effects of cialis and viagra mixed with ten cans of caffeinated redbull. Just look how fast he was moving in the picture above.

The night finally ended at around 6:00 Am. After putting Chi Chi into a cab back to her hotel next to the convention center where the Adult Entertainment Expo is this weekend, Tom Weise, his husband (who was driving), Jeremy Hall, Vin Nolan, Viktoriya Drukker, Christian Owen, Tommy Ritter, a few others, and I, all crammed into the HustlaBall Van. Christian and Tommy just climed onto their luggage in the back to fit.

We ended up going to a small gathering back in Tom Weise's room afterwards. After we all displayed our deepthroating abilities on bananas while eating snadwiches and stealing Tom's German candy (its amazing candy; they're so gummy and good and not at all overly sweet... they taste like fruit), we all pressured Christian Owen, Tommy Ritter, Vin Nolan, and Jeremy Hall to climb onto the hot tub and give us all a show. Vicky, of course took photos while we just sat around watching and giving directions. Jeremy didn't really participate. He just sat in the tub for a few minutes for the photo op. before he got back out and took a shower. Vin was too tired to do much of anything also. He was also sweating from how hot the jacuzzi was. Christian and Tommy however had a lot of fun. At least it looked that way. Besides last Holloween when Christian, his boyfriend Adam Killian and adult film star Kyle Kennedy were in New Orleans and giving a live act on stage involving naughty bits like penises, mouths, and other such things (which Adam had me film for them), I had never seen Christian in action. There was Christian deepthroating Tommy with ease. Of course, there were no orgasms or anything; it was just a fun show that we pressured them into giving for us while we all made our comments about how sexy they all were.

I do have to say that Jeremy Hall has the nicest ass in the world. I've never seen such a sexy but. I love how it curves at the small of his back and just gives you two round butt cheeks that almost looks like an upside down heart. I'm not really much of an ass man, but that there was something special. No wonder why he was given a nomination for 2007 GayVN's Best Newcomer, well, it may have something to do with this huge uncut dick. Even though he's never bottomed on film, he still has one of the hottest butts I've ever seen.

I ended up being the first to leave, followed by Jeremy Hall. My room was right upstairs so it was easy getting my drunk butt home and changing into my sleep wear (which includes a pair of gym shorts with my university's logo on it, and a sexy tight t-shirt). At 7:30 AM, sleep was definitely the most tempting thing on the menu. While smoking a last cigarette outside in the hall, I ran into Jeremy who was staying in the room across from us. He is definitely one of the hottest and sweetest guys I've ever met. If anything, I'm just glad I got a chance to meet him this weekend.